"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"

All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit."God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.



I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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sadly, you can’t have frappuccinos every day :(
please don’t delete the text or change the source!
what a fucking loser

-me, to me, about me (via protective)

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there are two kinds of emos

  1. happy fall out boy fans
  2. sad my chemical romance fans

3. Conflicted fans of both

4. ones belonging to the holy trinity and are polite and happy about fall out boy, in denial about my chem, and just confused and worried about panic! at the disco

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